A quickie

Board game taglines, courtesy of BoardGameGeek.com:

"Split: A thrilling yet simple Card Game of smarts, chance, and...who the heck knows."

"Guillotine: The revolutionary card game where you win by getting a head."

"In a galaxy far, far away...they need sewer systems too" - Galaxy Trucker

"Money rules the world" - Money

And the best ever:

"Mongolian Goat Rodeo is the most fun you can legally have with a horse and a goat."